Rants, Blurts and Gibberish

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(by oh, wow… but… fuck u.)

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• doctor: are you sexually active
• me: i'm not even physically active

Alex K.: 45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old

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1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.

4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.

5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.

6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay…

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Hysterical!

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“I want you to show me every twisted, frightened thought you’ve ever had.

I want your eyes to crack my bones;

I want your words to tear my skin apart.”

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Hysterical Blog!

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uggified:

LMFAO I CAN’T 

omfg lol

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Hysterical Blog!

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An Easter Treat of a Photo Gallery

Easter is upon us and we have decided to celebrate with a selection of some of our favorite Easter themed photos. Bounce past the jump for 50 shots that we feel capture the essence of Easter!

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Ratatas exhausted from a long night at the bondage club.

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